MISSING

'WATI'

this is my missing indonesian maid..she ran away one night with all my money..the police has been looking for her for abt 5 years now..no one has a clue wher she has gone to..rumours has it tt she has ran away with a bangla..she was last seen on a sunday 30 feb 2002 at orchard road..the latest info we haf got abt her is tt she has invested all the stolen money into cosmetic surgery to look as nice as her employer..ahem ahem (latest pic below taken by a P.I.)

'ANG KONG KIA'

this particular missing person has a tatoo on her neck..well known in the underworld as ang kong kia..we haf got some latest news from our informers tt she has undergone plastic surgery to escape from the police..below is the latest pic of her.. according to our sources she loves bananas (in more than 1 sense of the word)

'MARIA'

my missing filipino maid..i guess im juz to kind to my maids tt u end up taken advantage of..this is how they repay my kindness..again..ran away wif all my money..the magic of platic surgery..below

'TAN AI MUAY JUNIOR'

no no this is not my china maid..this is my neighbour's daughter hu eloped wif her bf..her parents r frantically looking for her..please help them look for her..she is so smart tt our sources were not able to get a recent pic of her..she managed to escape all the time..shes as 'fast' as lightning..if u noe wat i mean hahahah!